10.08.2007

Potentially Entertaining Stories

If you knoe me at all, you are well aware that my favorite part of life is putting yourself in situations for the sole purpose of *potentially* having a story by the time the situation is resolved. Exhibit A: The quasi-shirtless transient propositioning me at a bus stop. There is no need for an Exhibit B; Exhibit A is proof enough.

Anyways, this past Thursday was probably my favorite night since being in Zambia because it was the first chance that a good story might result from the situation. I get home from work around 6:15 p.m. and realize that the power is out in my hotel room. Not a huge surprise. I am in Zambia, a country which frequently has power outages. So, I grab a book, make a PBJ sandwich, and sit outside. This plan works fantastic until about 6:30 when the sun has completely set. Dumbfounded for what I am going to do now, I just sit outside in the dark. Mosquitoes are starting to flock to me and my sugar-coated appendages and mouth. The PBJ sandwich may have been a mistake. I go inside, using the night vision light on my clock, to find my insect repellent. It’s my first time using the 98% deet and I learn a few lessons. (1) 98% deet in close proximity to your nose will cause a physiological reaction I will refer to as a runny nose, (2) 98% deet carries a strong scent, (3) Mosquitoes aren’t repelled by 98% deet, (4) Mosquitoes enjoy getting as close as possible to the inside of your ear just to let you knoe they are there.

Realizing that even I can not sit in deep thought for the next 4 hours, I ask a quasi-neighbor if I can come over. She agrees and I begin my walk over there. That is, I begin my walk in the dark along Zambian roads. Unlike the paved sidewalks and streetlights you’d normally find in the States, everything is dark and uneven. I also found out that there are occasional irrigation ditches which will pop up in the middle of a path. I have a feeling I made the night of the guy sitting along the path when he heard/saw me fall in. Luckily, I exited the ditch unscathed, save for a minor hit to my dignity.

I (obviously) made it there and back without a problem. At the end of the day, I feel extremely safe walking the streets of Lusaka at any time of the day. At the same time, I really did enjoy the walk home. Whenever you are in a strange situation and do not knoe what to expect, your senses are uber-heightened and you get a rush of adrenaline whenever you sense anything.

Power finally came on around 12:30 a.m. that night. I apparently kept all of the switches on and I awoke to a sudden burst of brightness and noise. It ultimately didn’t develop into a very entertaining story (all of my readers are nodding their heads), but the mere potential made it my favorite night in Zambia so far.

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