2.19.2008

Life Policies

I’d just like to bring to everyone’s attention that as of last night I have a new ‘life rule’ to which I plan on adhering to for the rest of my life. It is, as follows:

‘If I am ever in a developing nation with access to satellite television and it comes to my attention that a WWE Royal Rumble will start airing on the above-referenced television at 11:00 p.m. on a work night, I am morally obligated to watch said program in it’s entirety.’

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